Gremlin is on the WARPATH

And he is bound and determined to drive me batty---I am already heading that way--I don't need any help!! Everytime I sit down at the computer--Meow Meow Meow--I go to get a drink of water--Meow meow meow (only he is allowed to drink water from a glass) and for some reason known only to him he is suddenly starving and needs WET food ONLY--twice a day or whenever I set foot in the apartment or I try to lie down to read--Gremlin for sure does not want me to read---I only went out for short time today--came home--Meow Meow Meow--and he can keep doing that for hours on end--non stop--at perfect intevals--until I stop whatever I am doing and go serve his majesty whatever it is he wants. I just gave him a second bowl of his food--he was meowing so pitiously I gave it to him--2 little mouthfuls---that's all he ate--and now he is sleeping peacefully on my bed---------maybe I can crawl in next to him and keep reading---hum----worth a shot-----

I AM ROYALTY AND AM TO BE OBEYED IMMEDIATELY!!

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